I was thinking the other day about horror/thriller films.. making.. I dont know.. basic rules.. like as a rule for example if you ever deny there's a killer/monster/creature/thing then you are going to die.. I thought it would be fun to make some rules for them.. Just so we'd know exactly what NOT to do if said things were to happen;
- Do Not Deny Existence Of 'Thing'
- Do Not Run Upstairs.. [Where will you run after]
- When You Hear A Noise, Do Not Go Towards It.
- Do Not Investigate The Noise/Light You Hear/See.
- Never Say "I'll Be Right Back"
- Always Keep A Flashlight Handy && Extra Batteries Because The Power Will Go.
- Do Not Shower.
- Do Not Have Sex/Make-Out.
- Never Be Alone Yet Always Be Aware Of The Other People.
- Dont Bother With Phones; Lines Will Have Been Cut/There Will Be No Signal.
- Don't Whimper, Cry Or Breathe Loudly; You Will Be Heard.
- Believe The "You Can Run But You Can't Hide" Quote.
- Don't Trust The 'Nice, Friendly Stranger' Who's Trying To 'Help' You.
- Never Assume The Killer Is Dead.. He's Not!
- Don't Fall Asleep.
- Don't Invite Crazy People.. Anywhere!
- Don't Stay In Strange/Deserted Hotels.
- Don't Tell; No-one Is Ever Going To Believe You.
- If The Killer Is Killing All Your Friends The Police Are Always Going To Suspect You Of Being The Killer.
- The Two Who Develop A Love Interest Usually Live.
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